Max

Someone who normally has a very large penis, may or may not have alcoholic tendencies. Very out going and loves Jake the cat not to be mixed up with Jake the dog. Loves vibrating cock rings and ball gags. He’s been seen wearing a butt plug with a tail connected at the end. Enjoys a mexican lawn mower (sexual act) especially when done by authentic mexican inmates.

Did you see Max Wilson with that new pink furry but plug? Wish I could use it.

by Batman ❤️ February 8, 2025

Gush-Maxing

Secretion of bodily juices from either male or female reproductive organs that result in an increased lubrication of the areas affected by the liquids. This is commonly confused with gushing however on a more excessive level

Guy 1: "Dude her and I fucked last night and she ended up gush-maxing all over"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"

by LightChicken943 February 10, 2024

Max Davin

A regular guy who says he is a drug lord. He may be but no one knows. Usually has his ‘dealers’ in France, Belgium and Austria.

Bro you seem like a Max Davin.

by Max Davin July 5, 2022

Mint Maxing

1) The act of building a tolerance to anything with a minty taste or sensation for the purposes of self improvement.
a) The excessive use of any product or products based on if they are mint flavored.
b) Intense enjoyment of all things minty and cool.

I learned about menthols health benefits so I began mint maxing.

Person 1: Hey why does a cloud of cool minty scent surround John?
Person 2: I heard he is mint maxing and chews a pack of gum a day.

by XxEpicSoupGamerxX March 18, 2024

Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

Max

someone with a monster truck cock and good in bed everyone goes hard when they see him

oh god I'm going hard because of max

by Looking for facts in the guy December 16, 2022

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018