What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.
A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.
The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.
A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.
The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
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Get the Pit Cans mug."Singlish" (Colloquial Singaporean English) phrase that means "can you do it or not?"
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Get the can wastage mug.The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?
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girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you
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