TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.

Twitter's actual mission statement:

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021

Twitter

The very thing wrong with our society

Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.

by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021

Twitter Takeover

An act done by a group of people with similar interests on Twitter whom set the same profile picture and interact with tweets simultaneously.

Waa first recorded during Mid-May of 2020, by a group chat called "Yeonrice".

Person 1: Something weird happened last night... A bunch of people with the same profile picture spammed my tweet!

Person 2: It's called a Twitter Takeover!

by zhonglispear January 28, 2021

Twitterpated

Excited and all aglow about something.

The new girl at his work had the boy all twitterpated!

by JRCFRATTELLO January 28, 2021

Twitter person

Someone who shows qualities of twitter, such as ratio'ing or canceling.

"Look at this stupid twitter person trying to ratio a vtuber"

by AngryMadMan February 7, 2021

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

Twitter Bird

Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers

Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??

Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮

Ex.@MasonAllMighty_

by Pipitty March 15, 2021