Melania Trump

Melania Trump, secret service nickname Melania Catnip.

Melanoma cells aren't named after Melania Trump

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Trump Penis

When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair

Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?

Donald: yep and it was HUGE

by Majira Strawberry January 31, 2017

trump's law

The idea that, for every action, statement, or tweet that Donald Trump has makes during his campaign or during his presidency, there is a past action, statement, or tweet that almost completely contradicts it.

"Trump going golfing so much during his presidency after criticizing Obama for doing the same thing is Trump's law in action."

by onepandaboi April 18, 2018

Donald Trump

a DUMBASS orange elephant that dicided he wanted to take over the world and decided he should start with usa AND yall dummys actually listened.

YEEZY 4 PRESIDENT!

Donald trump:IM GOING TO BUILD A WALL!

*100000000 centureys later no wall*
Me:TF??????

by MAMI O August 31, 2017

The Trump Effect

The Trump Effect. (Condition, feeling, sensation, or phenomenon) Is the result of President Trump's continuously embarrassing comments and abhorrently childish behavior that makes people give up hope, realize the bar of decency and integrity has been set to rock bottom, and/or creates a general feeling of apathy, despair, and resignation after constantly being subjected to persistently obnoxious behavior.

Mary: "Hey, Scott, I noticed you no longer harp about the stupid things Trump does or says."
Scott: "I suffer from The Trump Effect. Whereas I used to care, I realize his behavior is never going to change and that we will just have to suffer this embarrassment until he is no longer President."

by The Tosh November 29, 2017

Dolan Trump

The ultimate cuck. He fucks his daughter and has a bird's nest on his head. His orange potato of a face can frequently be seen doing duck lips, and shouting racist things like some angry white man with tourette's.

See: Cuck; Tiny Hands; Incest; El Diablo

Damn, I saw Dolan Trump on the tele last night screaming about ni***rs and spics. I feel so awful that America is in his tiny orange hands.

by get-rekt-m8 January 26, 2017

Donald trump

A mother tucker who can't read (obviously) with a porn star who should go back to where she came from(Slovenia) over all he is a bitch who should not be the president. Also the reason he wears a toupee is because he is not worthy of hair.

Girl:you are not a good mother!😤
Mom:Donald trump 😒

by Dab queen 1029384756 February 20, 2017