TaM-Boned

TaM-Boned: The art is being sprung on the monkey, AKA Blooming Pussy Lips from a country gurl.

Man you got TaM-Boned.

Is that TaM-Bone that good.
Man I need to get me some of that TaM-Bone

by ManMadeMeat January 12, 2018

Love bone

Something you give to whomever or ask for when you want affection/attention

Babe I’m really sad. I need your love bone

by Bellabooismypet January 15, 2020

boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020

The 'Bone

A trombone.

Whenever Carl pumps the 'Bone, all the ladies intone and moan.

by Psidonym April 13, 2020

Bone pic

When you go to the bone doctor and ask for a picture of your bones, so they use radiation particles to capture it.

I’m going to get a bone pic for my collar bone that I broke froggy jumping over my brother’s shoulders

by Abractacus November 10, 2020

bonely

desiring of sex more because of loneliness than horniness

"How you holding up?"
"Honestly, fuckin' bonely. I just want an affectionate fuck, to really feel like somebody cares about me."

by atypicaltopic November 25, 2020