Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019

vacuum pussy

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night, now I am dickless!"

by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017

pussy poop

when a woman putts solid poop on her vagina

hey do u your poop in ur vagina u have pussy poop

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021

golf pussy

The act of of shoving as many golf balls as a female can in her vagina until the orgasm pushed them out.

Lisa: Marge I got hella news to hell you!
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

Pussy Lipper

1. Someone who sucks so much dick you could imagine their mouth as a pussy because there's almost always a penis in it.

Yo that girl Kayla last night at the party sucked so much dick oh my goodness. What a Pussy Lipper.

by Mikeystef October 6, 2019

Familiar Pussy

Previously held pussy that can be returned to easily when needed, craved, or available. However, this term doesn't apply to pussy that you have lost connects with.

Austin: I heard you fucked Maya last night. I thought you guys were just friends?

Malcolm: Yeah, we are.

Austin: Then what happened ? I thought she was just coming over to borrow your DVD player.

Malcolm: Familiar pussy man, Familiar pussy.

by UDaBest2016 October 7, 2016

Harbor Pussy

(Noun, pronoun, adjective)
When a womans vagina smells or tastes like a harbor. I.e. reeks of sea water, spoiled fish or crustaceans.

"I was with this skank last night and that girl had a harbor pussy, so I threw that bitch out"

by Magus788 May 16, 2018