Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021

Food smelly slut

A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food

Ew I don’t that food smelly slut She’s fugly and smelly

by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021

food coma

When you eat something so good that you pass out from happiness.

Hey, he's finally eating his fo- Nevermind, he's in a food coma.

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Bird Food

garbage, for the streets, unwanted, discarded

Bob: I met that girl jenny at the party

Bill: Don't do it bro, she Bird Food. whole hood had her

by Sala Bizzle August 1, 2021

Food

British slang used for drugs its seen in the show top boy on netflix so that if someone nearby hears you it wont be suspicious

“I need food”Some random crackhead

by roadfart August 3, 2021

School Food

Food that makes food at home look gourmet.

Son: Can we have McDonald's?
Mom: We have school food.
Son: I'd rather have food at home.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022