hostile takeover 

when you sit on a really raunchy toilet seat and the crabs on the seat eat your crabs and get really heinous

i gave bill the hostile takeover when he challenged me to a sword fight

hostile takeover by herbanald sanbosin III February 2, 2004

take a chance on me 

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.

I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.

take a chance on me by 8seconds August 20, 2017

19 year old take out girl 

a homewrecking slut who breaks up relationships that were otherwise stable

Person 1 "Did you hear? Joey and Jenna broke up because he cheated on her."

Person 2 "Oh my, what kind of 19 year old take out girl would sleep with him?"

19 year old take out girl by Swiss 1934 October 11, 2008

take a lap 

when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later

coach- "Practice is over" ,"Everbody take a lap"
Player- "So we jerk off?"
Coach- " bingo!!!!!"

take a lap by your mother is at my house July 25, 2011

take the cat for a walk 

taking out the pussy aka pounding - see i'm going to walk the cat

"broski check out the beezy over there!"
"oh that betty, watch this im gonna take the cat for a walk"

take the cat for a walk by guadelupanjigga February 25, 2008

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. 

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You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. by ToffeeisTasty July 12, 2021

take a dump 

For a game system to stop working

My Playstation 2 take a dump

take a dump by KaiserBasara October 9, 2005