by Dannie June 06, 2003
He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.
He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.
He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.
Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.
by Worshipper of Mester December 02, 2016
Fat girl : want to come round
Boy: that’s a sticky one ( gives more time)
Fat girl : please my parents aren’t home
Boy : can’t right now I’m walking my Thothbrush
Boy: that’s a sticky one ( gives more time)
Fat girl : please my parents aren’t home
Boy : can’t right now I’m walking my Thothbrush
by Xd.kusse September 08, 2019
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