shit house doctor

Someone who can diagnose any disorder or disease without and medical training.

Oh Christ my stomach hurts.

Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.

by Milli1338 December 28, 2017

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Yo gramomma house

When you are higher than the high you are that you can see yo momma house.

Shit, I'm so high that you can forget yo mama house, I can see yo gramomma house.

by PsychobabblesFire March 28, 2020

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Mom: House fun son

The Son: SpongeBob scaring me

Bounce House Spongebob: i’m going to eat you

The son: (Screams)

by Your bob August 30, 2022

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To attack someone’s personal belongings. Typically using spray paint, toilet paper, eggs, or stink bombs.

“On halloween night, let’s go light up the house with stink bombs.”

by Mikey Duvall January 24, 2022

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A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.

It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.

by Kungfu Panda Express December 11, 2020

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The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 04, 2013

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a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job

Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!

by Innuendo Man February 12, 2015

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