Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022

Dad

Something you don't have sadly :(

Hey bro how about hop on CODW.
No shut up it's a @$% $#% game, bro it's for fatherless people. ( i'm just joking )
What's fatherless?
It's what you are 💀

Dad means a parent in which you haven't seen for the year or more you have lived.

by TheChhingieahsdhb September 13, 2022

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022

Nu Dad

Pronounced:

"New" - "Dad"
A male born between 1980-1998 dressed in punk/(trad) skinhead/rockabilly/metalhead/emo/scene attire with a child (respectively)

Nu dads hobbies may include (but not limited to)
- Attending music events/gigs with their children
- Wearing matching band shirts with their family
- Expensive Tattoo Aesthetic

- Skateboarding

- Mountain Biking

- Dirt Biking

- Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Ozzy Osbourne is a Nu Dad.

by Catasha Prints September 18, 2022

Dad kisser

Pathetic QLD Cunt that's kisses their dad on the lips

Went to origin the other night, you should have seen the Blues destroy the Dad Kisser's.

by Yeahnahcunt September 20, 2022

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022