Nick

think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe

Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you

by maxgetsbotches December 28, 2021

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Nick

A really kinky person

Nicks kinky

by Maddy<33 December 22, 2022

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Nick

The drunkest guy that you know. He bowls for fun and drives to Maine just to get some pussy. He often locks himself out of his own house when he arrives home from the bar so he ends up sleeping on his back porch or his roof. He can't spell to save his life and may or may not be bald.

That guy, he is drunk and bowling, also he may be bald, he's a Nick.

by Scoinyers September 3, 2023

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father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018

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To make a Nick

To disappear without any trace. Can be used in combination with "hard" and "soft" to clarify whether the person that disappeared was within the same city/village or he/she somehow managed to reach a different urban area.

- Yo Jeffrey, where did Floro go last night?

- I don't know man, I guess he made a Nick.

- Oh, I hope it is a soft Nick this time. Last weekend he made a hard Nick and woke up trying to sell his watch to stranger in a village some 100km away!
- God, it is dangerous to make a Nick these days.

by ElPolloLocodetodos December 14, 2016

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