Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

by Delt__ June 4, 2018

muffinbumper

A refined and genteel reference to women who are of a lesbian persuasion.

Muffinbumper: I'm having a hard time finding a boyfriend because all the guys assume I'm a muffin bumper.

by boba poppas June 14, 2018

Muffin

a pet name you can use to refer to a very sweet, lovable maple syrup boy. Typically, they love when you call them this.

Keifer totally likes when I call him muffin.

by eyebrow doggo June 17, 2018

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

by protijy July 2, 2018

Muffin

An offensive word to call somebody who is being a jerk.
(Pronounced “Maffin”)

Quit being such a muffin!

by MrMeøw July 21, 2018

Muffinboppin

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.

Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.

by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018