crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu

The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022

bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries

YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩

by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021

Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023