A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
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Get the .9.hypermercado.9. mug.When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.
Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.
Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.
Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
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A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
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Get the Pulling a hyper mug."Doing a hyper" is referring to when someone joins a discord call muted just to listen in on the conversation and then leaving a few minutes later without saying something. "doing a hyper" often comes with an eerie vibe, the feeling that you are just being watched or even stalked.
Ways to deal with this:
1, Have everyone unanimously agree not to talk when the "doing a hyper" users join.
2, When the "doing a hyper" user joins have everyone go to a different private call avoiding the user.
3, Confront the user about what they are doing. This can come out in 2 different ways, they could either dodge the question by staying quiet or leaving the call, or they could start talking making them no longer a "doing a hyper" user during that session.
Ways to deal with this:
1, Have everyone unanimously agree not to talk when the "doing a hyper" users join.
2, When the "doing a hyper" user joins have everyone go to a different private call avoiding the user.
3, Confront the user about what they are doing. This can come out in 2 different ways, they could either dodge the question by staying quiet or leaving the call, or they could start talking making them no longer a "doing a hyper" user during that session.
P1: That person just joined call muted and said nothing, just to leave a few minutes later.
P2: I think you call that "doing a hyper".
P2: I think you call that "doing a hyper".
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