fart time

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

by radiuminjection October 13, 2009

party fart

a loud audible act of flatulence which doesn't produce any foul or offensive odor. an act that produces joy and humor with no ill side effects.

Frankie "Ewwww, Dad you farted!!! Gross"

Dad "Don't worry, it's just a party fart; it won't smell"

by PickleBreakfast January 10, 2014

Fart Fuel

Any thing that gives you gas

Milk would be a fart fuel if you are lactose intolerant

by ClanClan May 19, 2008

Fart Plane

Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.

"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"

by Nordic Storm August 20, 2009

panic fart

a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.

Gaz let a right ripper go in the classy restaurant when he thought Lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. 'Was that a panic fart?' asked Ian. 'I think so' said Gaz

by iann888 December 3, 2009

Tent Fart

To fart under a blanket while keeping someone confined in the." Tent".

" Hey!" Said the little girl. " let me out! Your blanket smells like rotten eggs!

Then her big brother laughed and yelled out " ha ah you will reek the havoc of my Tent Fart!".

by Pocket Bubble November 4, 2013

Shower Fart

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.

Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.

by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017