Dead Blumpy

The act of giving someone a Blumpkin in a cemetery or graveyard

“Let’s go to the cemetery. We can go munting and maybe even get a dead blumpy.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”

by TheBlumpyKing January 21, 2025

reversed blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit but you’re getting the shit in the face.

“You best be givin' me a reversed blumpy dawg!" said Micky as he was dumping in the middle of working.

by Blumpy Abuser February 1, 2025

bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.

Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.

by Dick Rude February 9, 2025

Trump Bump

When you snort cocaine off an old man's diaper

I trump bumped my grandpa last night

by Trumodumpbumo March 11, 2025

trump bump

When you snort cocaine off an old man's diaper

Republicans love to trump bump

by Trumodumpbumo March 11, 2025

Skunk-Bumping

It is the opposite of docking. Instead of tip to tip, it is hole to hole.

I walked in on Dave and Bill, and they were ass to ass skunk-bumping!

by JRMontana March 31, 2025

Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts

There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards

by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025