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Dry Bowling 

To drop a turd in a completely dry toilet. Often this requires turning off the water and the use of a plunger. The goal is make a turd that will smell really bad and for a long period of time. Dry Bowls can also attract flies.
Oliver bragged about the 49ers losing the Super Bowl so I got him back by Dry Bowling his toilet.
Dry Bowling by HellaFace February 3, 2013
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The Bowler 

A fingerings technique where you put your thumb in the pink and your middle and ring finger in the stink making it look like how you hold a bowling ball
My girl wanted me to use The Shocker on her but I suprised her with The Bowler
The Bowler by pudgy smuddler November 15, 2014

taco bowling 

when you eat a bunch of Taco Bell and then smoke a bowl or two with friends
Hey. Rachel and I are about to go taco bowling. Do you want anything?
taco bowling by Make it happen Dan November 24, 2014

Home bowlaphobia 

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.
JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

Vertical bowling ball 

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.
That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

jew-bowling 

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
jew-bowling by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017

nathan bowlzer 

He is the nicest person around from heaven and will make you smile Nathan is amazing. Has fast speed and can teleport and has been to mars. He can also sh ap shift.
Nathan Bowlzer is amazing.
Nathan Bowlzer is legendary.

Nathan Bowlzer is powerful and has superpowers.