Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Asshole

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Leave that asshole alone!

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

asshole

A girl named Jordan who is 12 and is a asshole.

dude 1: hey look it is Jordan!

dude 2: no it is a asshole.

by hedgehog-queen July 29, 2018

morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

by JR miami February 26, 2018

asshole

What to call you're pet turtle, Steve

"Damnit, Steve!! You ate my shoes again, you asshole!"

by DrgonPancake January 8, 2018

asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex

Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight

by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016

asshole triangle

A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.

Oh, don't mind him. That dick lives in the asshole triangle.

by channelmaniac January 13, 2018