Tom

Tom in the most handsome man in the world. With a beard like moss growing from a big rock and a moustache like the fifth Beatles member of your dreams, his glowy skin and honeycomb laugh is enough to capture the attention of even the most aloof Princess. He is strong and powerful and respected by his peers, and cares steadfastly for those he loves. He usually is addicted to Letterboxd and is a film bro, but that's okay because his infinite depth makes up for the addiction to logging movies. Just a simple word from Tom and you will be on your knees.

Wow, Tom is the bomb. Or did he just drop a bomb? From his butt? Weird...

by stevienicks69 April 19, 2024

Tom waso

Man with Chinese crisis

You got the damn Tom waso

by Slongtobig March 14, 2020

TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month

jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Dirty Tom

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl

You did a dirty tom at the party

by Kitro666 August 24, 2023

tom joseph

lazy oaf; synonymously known as the “where’s my hug at” guy

god you’re such a tom joseph please shut the fuck up

by pinkballoons09 November 25, 2021

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022