A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.
I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?
by QuacksO September 14, 2018
A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 07, 2021
When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009
by Bill jax July 05, 2017
by 00tato00 August 17, 2017
When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
by Porksword153 March 30, 2022