by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

by LawsOfChaos July 28, 2024

by Ur not even mature yet August 18, 2022
