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making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.
Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.
by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015
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Queefster egg

When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.
God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.

I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018
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Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008
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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.
“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

AW HELL NAW

What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023
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pickled egg

engage in a sexual act of deprived nature
Gillian gave the Drow outside the Bordello a pickled egg after she greeted him warmly.
by LawsOfChaos July 28, 2024
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5th egg friend

When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you
Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny

Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend
by Ur not even mature yet August 18, 2022
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