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California Roll 

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
California Roll by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016
Related Words

high roll dice 

The newest table game in US casinos which uses 10 dice and has the best long shot in gaming history by win one million dollars on one roll of the dice. This great game also is sold as family board game and is one of the last board games to receive a US UTILITY PATENT.
We played my dad's favorite board game, High Roll Dice over and over all night long.
high roll dice by The witz September 25, 2016
Definition: B-Roll aka Bitches Roll is used to identify an individual that is inappropriate or a group that acts inappropriately.
Connor came home from the concert feeling let down by his friends, I asked him what's wrong and he replied, "B-Roll".
B-Roll by Poppa Cat May 15, 2016

bologna roll 

Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.
Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'

Drum roll moment 

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother
"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

Shit Roll Invader 

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!
Shit Roll Invader by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016