baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

baked potato by dgrinder February 3, 2017

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Cunt potato

She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

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The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

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When a person with missing limb has a prosthetic limb proceeds to analy fist their partner

Bro I robotic potato the shit out of that girl

robotic potato by Jcbet February 27, 2017

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Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

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An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

Cock Potato by MikeAD April 23, 2017

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the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

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