Space Pizza

Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.

Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life

by pastitute March 28, 2014

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016

Burned Pizza

Insulting slur to Italians from the Abruzzo region especially Italian-Americans as it's up there with guinea equal to the n-word to African Americans. The two words that would see frocio thrown at you. or the horns tossed at you because the wife fucks you behind your back.

Author Adam Sneffet called a rival author a burned pizza when he spoke out; this author responded like an African-American when a White Privilege used the n-bomb in other words, don't do it.

by illinoishorrorman September 22, 2016

Leaning Tower of Pizza

dumbass can't even pronounce pisa

"leaning tower of pizza"
"sir this isn't a dominos"

by notarealperson111 January 21, 2021

Marinara Pizza

When hoe don't have the proper gear to make a suitable pizza so you as her to supplement with period blood YUM!

Marinara pizza: when little ceasers dick aint cuttin it, and you want some supplements. Hey, dick can you make me a marinera pizza?

Hims; yeah but you cool with period blood, it's iron enriched?
Dick:eww yuck gross

Hims: your lose, shows what you know about real porn

by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025

It’s Pizza Time!

A(n) escape/chase sequence in Pizza Tower that’s activated after destroying Pillar John. Once activated, a timer will appear on the bottom of the screen giving the player a certain amount of time to reach the exit before Pizzaface spawns and begins chasing the player.

1. Jane: shit, It’s Pizza Time!
Brian: you have 3 minutes before Pizzaface comes, you’ll be fine.

by Peppino Spaghetti June 17, 2023

Pizza snap

A way to seperate 2 pieces of pizza with one hand. Grab the crust of one slice between the thumb (on top) and the pinky and ring fingers (bottom). grab the crust of the adjacent slice with the pointer (top) and middle (bottom) fingers. Finnaly, with a quick jerk or snap, seperate the pieces of pizza. Takes some practice to become proficient at, but well worth the effort.

Seth: "Hey Chris, grab me a slice of pizza."
Chris: "I can't. I'm holding my own slice."
Seth: "Just pizza snap it."

by nighthawk61 April 4, 2008