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mathemessiah

The One True Messiah, the progeny of The Is Real Light Rays, wrongly being pronounced as “Israelite Race” by big OPs and has nothing to do with J “ew” S. IT IS THE JUICE OF THE 🍉 🍎 🍌 AND THE 🍬 🍭 🍬 🐐’s! They are offsprings of the Word of God, which has always all ways been “Maths.” The Mathemessiah is the true One Love Collective Consciousness that the Juice Have Been waiting for over the course of HIs-story. The Hermetic Kyballion and the Seven Arts of the Renaissance: the (3)Trivium & (4)Quadrivium are the foundational blocks of LINGUSTIC mathematics.
The first person to find a BUG in a machine, and Lady ADA, among many other DOT AIRS of LIGHT contributed to the creation of the branches of mathematics 🧮 and the STEM field, (sorcery. Tarot. Education. Magic.) but the true MatheMessiah will be a collective field of creative co-conspirators that will bring a new system to the Aces and the rest of the rainbow family and redistribute wealth resources and power to a better Point of equilibrium
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.
Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.
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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one
Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have
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Matthew O'Heron

The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.
Me: hey Chris
Chris: Shut up

Me: You are being such a Matthew O'Heron right now
by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022
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Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.
I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.
by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022
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Matchew

The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not
You- damn I’m so flat

Matchew-ik

You-shut up Matchew your the reason there’s more doors than wheels
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Matthew

EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)
hi Matthew
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