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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
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berry mad

A red headed person who is continually mad and angry at everybody in proximity
Why is that guy always berry mad
by thank4help March 31, 2015
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Mad doggin

When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.
noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”
by nolyboy July 3, 2025
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safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.
by S2DM July 19, 2021
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Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.
Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!
by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013
mugGet the Shaking Madmug.

Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.
Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.
by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021
mugGet the Mad calmmug.

mad

To have a war with Russia would lead to MAD
by TsarBomba=BigBoom July 7, 2019
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