Off my tittys

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

bless my phone

send nudes!!

bless my phone kayla

by apps54 September 2, 2020

Love of my life

The only person that you could every truly love completely and unconditionally; no other person could ever hold a candle to them.

Beth: John W., you are the love of my life. When you smile your SpongeBob smile, my heart melts.

by A&Please me July 16, 2022

My wrath will be godlike

A term commonly used by female columbiners.
Usually a very threatening statement.

Girl: My wrath will be godlike tomorrow!
Person: Looks like someone likes to use tumblr.

by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022

my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

by chiaakagia August 10, 2021

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003