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Get a life

1. A phrase used by people who don't have a life themselves, and are so insecure about that fact that they deem it necessary to go out and insult others.

2. When someone does not have an intelligent (or any kind of) response to an insult and resorts to an elementary-school taunt.

3. When someone is annoyed by your whining and needs to say something to make you shut the hell up.
1. Wait, what? You like to play video games? Ha! nERD! I'm too busy getting high and getting liver disease from all of the alcohol I consume and masturbating to pictures and sleeping with imaginary people! You need to get a life, honestly!

2. Person A: Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Person B: Yeah? *thinks for an hour* Well...you need to GET A LIFE!

3. Okay, great. Your girlfriend broke up with you, and you've been whining and pining for over a damn hour. I'm quoting Alyssa Edwards (from RuPaul's Drag Race) here when I say, "Get a grip, get a life, and get over it."
by lilithwynn April 14, 2017
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Thug Life

The shibboleth-cum-acronym for: "The Humiliatingly Uneducated Ghetto-Snipe Languishes In Fatuous Exertion". Although syntactically ill-formed, this rallying cry saw to it that yet another generation of dissipated and deracinated congoidal-youth would fall prey to the state sanctioned drop out culture so prevalent in the late 20th-early 21st centuries.
A maxim made popular by Tupac Amaru Shakur; a sing-talk minstrel performer of Congoid-African decent, Shakur became a wealthy and successful capitalist late in his short life. Of note, he shares his name with an 18th century revolutionary of South America who fought against Spanish colonialist control in an area of the continent never populated by African slaves. Ironically, even though Shakur is now dead as the result of gangland depravity, his name is still in use amongst a Peruvian Marxist-Leninist-Maoist jungle-guerrilla insurgency cell who adopted the name from the same source.
To confound matters more, Shakur's fortune was earned by way of mass-distribution through capitalist free market expression of various audio recordings documenting the nether-world of urban blight commingled with the futile experience of growing up male in a matriarchal breeding experiment of which the sole purpose was to disengage the father as provider and custodian of the family while installing in his place the apparatus of Marxist-Leninist economic servility now known as the nanny-state.
Yo Ho Ho save me from my tortured self, the thug life aint for me!
by Rod Handler July 3, 2004
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flecks of life

The crystallized, booger-like residue of semen.
When I woke up in the morning to take a shower, there were still some flecks of life lingering in my pubes.
by residentbadass May 27, 2006
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Uterus of Life

Where bad spirits usually go when they die over and over again
K.K.S:Seth your realy gona go to the uterus of life when you die

Seth:OH NOoooooooooooooo
by K.K.S. July 7, 2007
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bender life

When every year is a bender year. Excuses aren't even defined in the dictionary of somebody caught in a bender life. It's balls-to-the-wall living - loving everything and caring about nothing.
Did you see Toby last night, and the night before, and the night before? He's got one hell of a bender life.
by J.P. Seelboff June 3, 2007
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schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.
"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"
by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007
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Diamond Life

When a man swings his genitals in a helicopter like motion.
Damn, when you did the Diamond Life you really turned me on
by Zark111 July 10, 2016
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