Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio 

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.

I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio by youtookmyname June 15, 2008

McKenzie's Law 

Goodwin's law, but applied to car analogies. That is, if you have to resort to a car analogy in an argument or debate, you lose automatically.

Only three posts in, and I've got to invoke McKenzie's Law.

McKenzie's Law by siromega August 25, 2010

Newton's 3rd Law 

"For every Ayy, there is an equal and opposite LMAO" - DANK Sir Issac Newton

Lit Alien #1: "This spaceship Lit AF,bruh"
Lit Alien #2: " Ayy LMAO" - Newton's 3rd Law

Newton's 3rd Law by ChewK April 13, 2016

Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th Law states that patterns in the forces of nature point to the conclusion that Ana is the most beautiful, most talented, cutest, and smartest woman in the world. No matter how many times she says otherwise, she cannot argue against the laws of nature.

Me: Ana you're the cutest.
Ana: No I'm not, you are!
Me: No, you can't argue with science! It's Newton's 4th Law!

Newton's 4th Law by DefinitelyNotNatalie January 7, 2019

the law of unconscious consent 

If a girl would sleep with you while they're sober, but end up passing out due to alcohol or other reasons; it's still ok to have sex with them in their unconscious state.

"dude how did you get any action last night? she was passed out cold!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"

the law of unconscious consent by eziggs18 July 18, 2009

Kobayashi's Law 

That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last sock is minimal, whereas the value of the 2nd to last sock's value is close to infinite.

John had 8 Black identical socks. The Sock Gnome gradually stole 6 of them over the course of time. John didn't care that much because he still had a working pair; however, once John lost the 2nd to last sock, the remaining sock was virtually useless, by Kobayashi's Law.

QED.

Kobayashi's Law by SockGnome3000 September 8, 2008

New England School of Law 

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.

I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.

New England School of Law by 3L Love January 16, 2009