dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 04, 2017

cut your safety

the act of taking/losing yours/someone's virginity

common term in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"

Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"

Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

cut your safety

take yours/someone's virginity

commonly used in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"

Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"

Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.

The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”

by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023

Director’s Cut

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.

Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.

by Pansy Nelosi June 30, 2022

Cut A Rug

The explosion of a vaginal fart, or vart, from the vaginal canal while in close proximity or in passing of a group of people

"I'm so embarrassed I just cut a rug in line for confession. Now everyone knows I'm having premarital sex FML"

by LaPendeja August 20, 2024