I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.

*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"

by jimmain October 2, 2022

Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)

"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"

by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023

Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.

You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.

by skoas March 9, 2024

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.

Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020