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Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.
Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."
by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020
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Golden cunt

someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!

Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.

Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!

Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.

steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016
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Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
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golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017
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Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010
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The Golden Scar

Whoever looked this up is such a BOT and loves Fortnite or The Lion King.
Guy 1: I need my golden scar bro
Guy 2: only bots need golden scars
Guy 1: no I meant the lion king!
Guy 2: oh......The Golden Scar!
by TBS_Inferno May 21, 2019
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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
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