golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)

I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!

by Winter The Wolf August 18, 2015

Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 11, 2022

I verified The Golden

A very chill reaction to say when you verify The Golden.

I verified the golden, lets go! Finally.

by therelnob January 14, 2025

Golden Rimmy

A rim job but you pee on the ass first to assert dominance.

She said I could eat her ass but she wanted piss on it, so I did the golden rimmy.

by Zaddychillll December 25, 2023

Golden Trophy

Where one person pisses in a wine glass and throws it at a homeless person

hello homeless man, you have the choice of a 3000 degree honeybun or a golden trophy

by DarcyVR January 14, 2025

Golden Buzzer

butthole, your anus

Wow girl, I'm seeing your golden buzzer from this position.

by theboss7777777 September 14, 2022