Crayon 

The best writing utensils/person on this earth.

"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"
"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"

Crayon by Jessilovesjex February 17, 2009

brown crayon 

When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.

How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?

brown crayon by Chizak November 12, 2004

Crazyscopes

A person who plays a game and is amazing with any type of sniper

MAN that guy has crazyscopes

Crazyscopes by Chad"crazyscopes"Miller October 3, 2006

crazywhorebitch

A woman who is psychotic and destroys a man's life. She can be crazy, slutty, possessive, manipulative, and all around evil.

After a one night stand a crazywhorebitch usually tries to ruin your life thinking it was something more.

Amelia cut off Ben's penis what a crazywhorebitch!

crazywhorebitch by Ryan and Michael December 18, 2007

crazymariogang 

A hot 14 year old with a life he def didn't spend 20+ on persona 5

Crazymariogang is seggy

crazymariogang by Caption March 2, 2021

crazydavepensi 

when you lick thr cum

crazydavepensi penis

crazydavepensi by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

Crayola Syndrome 

When a male's sexual reproductive organ lacks girth. When erect it resembles that of a Crayola Marker, dainty and pointed. Lacks ability to deliver sexual pleasure.

How was the sex? Well, I found out he had Crayola Snydrome

Crayola Syndrome

Crayola Syndrome by kikikik March 5, 2011