Clown

An entertainer in the circus, the theater, the hospital, at a party or in the humanitarian business who makes audiences laugh with his/her antics, brings happiness to others with his/her friendly demeanor and makes people forget, momentarily, all the trouble in their lives by so doing.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. - Red Skelton

by Info2go April 4, 2025

Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.

My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown

by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025

Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

Clown

Definition: You

You ain't just a clown, you're the whole damn circus

by FranFerdinand May 12, 2025

Clown Physics

Whenever something erradic happens in the binding of isaac, that defies the normal gameplay physics. A term coined by Sinvicta, to excuse his lack of skill.

That sprite getting jostled by my shot is a great example of this game's ridiculous clown physics

by NonStopMunchies May 14, 2025

Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.

Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!

by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023

Brown Clown Sunrise

The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers

"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs"
"Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"

by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023