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douche bag

Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.
Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?
by HookedonPhonix August 1, 2005
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Scott is a douche

Scott is a Douche because he plays WOW and Runescape and doesn't take it in the butt like.
He is small and Cute but is gay and Scott is a douche
by Mangofall August 14, 2011
mugGet the Scott is a douchemug.

douche nozzle

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.
Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!
by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008
mugGet the douche nozzlemug.

Peta-douche

An older man, who has interest in under age girls in an unhealthy illegal way. This man usually tends to be a douche bag to the underage girls he does not like.
1. Hail is still being stalked by that peta-douche.
2. JoJo is such a peta douche he came on to Wendy then wouldn't even buy her alcohol
by elfie November 20, 2003
mugGet the Peta-douchemug.

douche cock

A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.
hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."
by Fupa Gile March 23, 2007
mugGet the douche cockmug.

Douche Chills

When ever you walk by someone and you look at them and realize that they are complete assholes, pretty much means they make you feel ashamed to be a human.
People who walk around acting like there the shit, when there just some punk asshole who needs to get that ghetto ass hat of his turned shoved up his ass. and then you feel a chill go down your spine(Douche Chills).
by Richard Tang December 31, 2010
mugGet the Douche Chillsmug.

i-douche

n. a douche bag investment banker who:

A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings
B) cannot live without weed, coke, and pimps
C) thinks Africa is a country
D) voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger or wishes he did
E) never lets his girlfriend beat him at board games
F) brags about his Ferrari at dinner and doesn't even pay for the meal
or
G) All of the above
i-douches bug me out.

That i-douche dropped a grand for a $500 vaporizor cause it matches his golf clubs.
by jerseycurls January 1, 2009
mugGet the i-douchemug.

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