Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peachmug. by noway421 June 18, 2022
Get the Texas kissmug. It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better
Eastland is better
by Bobis52 March 5, 2022
Get the Cisco Texasmug. When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
Get the Texas Trundle Bedmug. Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025
Get the Texas Pillowmug. by Dr William Minor June 30, 2020
Get the Cheeky Texas Stylemug. When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
Get the Texas Train Stationmug.