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Mark Zuckerberg

Character portrayed in the film "The Social Network" who is a selfish douche bag. He used his best friend Eduardo Saverin for his money until Facebook became more well known. Has absolutely no social skills and is not in fact the "creator of Facebook". "His" idea was stolen from two twin brothers at Harvard. He took their general idea and added different elements to it creating the Facebook you see today. The epitome of a douche bag. All according to the movie of coarse.
Bob: Hey Joe do you have that $20 I leant you last week?
Joe: No dude I told you that was an investment.
Bob: Dude don't be a fucking Mark Zuckerberg, I need my money.
by my name is mo jo jo jo November 6, 2010
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Zuckerberg Rape

When Mark Zuckerberg decides the time has come to "upgrade" a service that you knew well and were completely happy and comfortable with.
This upgrade forces you to permanently use a "new", less convenient application with no say in the matter.
Of course these changes are never reversed because "The Zuck" is never wrong.
This bi-monthly violation requires no consent on the part of the facebook user thus resulting in your on line sexual exploitation.

Also, facebook has no actual support service thus complaints of Zuckerberg rape remain unanswered (similar to claims of rape in Detroit)
Shit! In the latest Zuckerberg rape my graduation photos got archived away and the messaging chain from my girlfriend of 3 years is gone forever! Fuck you Zuckerberg!
by einstein balladass August 6, 2011
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Mark Zuckerberg

to royally screw over a friend in a business transaction

to royally screw over anything in general
After my friend, Joe, and I start a successful marijuana dispensary franchise, I am going to Mark Zuckerberg his ass.

You can't Zuckerberg a Zuckerberger.

This weather has been Mark Zuckerberg'ed.
by dr man heguy March 8, 2011
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Mark Zuckerberg

The man who created Facebook. This man and his associates and employees took info of users and he was exposed in 2018.
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 29, 2018
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Zuckbucks

A cryptocurrency used to scam people on Facebook.

Called "Libra" by the corporate overloads.
Yo I totally scammed that guy out of $200 Zuckbucks and for this x-box
by katzenklavier June 19, 2019
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Mark Zuckerberg

A man that made billions being Jewish and creating facebook. It is widely known that he took all the money he had and stores it in his anus.
"Oh man I just won the lottery! Better Mark Zuckerberg this money before someone sees it.
by loumagoo December 18, 2010
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zuckerberg

to needlessly victimize facebook users by changing sounds, layouts, or settings, because it's your damn website
when did they change the chat sound to "ga-bloop"?

we done been zuckerberged
by zed614 November 26, 2010
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