Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.
Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.
by MathPlus April 1, 2021
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by Barmann October 18, 2006
Get the zoom tard mug.During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!
Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020
Get the Zoom Keeper mug.The state of lethargy that you feel after a full day of Zoom meetings or after an extra-long Zoom call.
by Fernandito May 10, 2020
Get the Zoom coma mug.Guy 1: Are you actually doing your work while on the zoom calls?
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I'm killing all these noobs which tries to do med-scan!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I'm killing all these noobs which tries to do med-scan!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 20, 2020
Get the Zoom calls mug.The most painful tooth whitening system available. Performed by a dental technician, the Zoom whitening system can make your teeth up to eight shades lighter in just 45 minutes.
The Zoom whitening system consists of a high-concentration bleaching gel (a.k.a. hydrogen peroxide) and an ultraviolet light. The UV light accelerates the bleaching process and helps the hydrogen peroxide penetrate your teeth. The gel is applied for three 15-minute sessions for a total treatment time of 45 minutes.
Zoom whitening hurts like a motherfucker, which is why at-home whitening systems are still available. Custom-molded trays filled with dentist-dispensed gel are worn 1-2 hours a day for up to 14 days. Tooth sensitivity is less severe and should subside after a couple of days.
The Zoom whitening system consists of a high-concentration bleaching gel (a.k.a. hydrogen peroxide) and an ultraviolet light. The UV light accelerates the bleaching process and helps the hydrogen peroxide penetrate your teeth. The gel is applied for three 15-minute sessions for a total treatment time of 45 minutes.
Zoom whitening hurts like a motherfucker, which is why at-home whitening systems are still available. Custom-molded trays filled with dentist-dispensed gel are worn 1-2 hours a day for up to 14 days. Tooth sensitivity is less severe and should subside after a couple of days.
The Zoom whitening procedure begins with a plastic piece being placed in your mouth to hold it open (if you have a strong gag reflex, you won't last the entire procedure). A blue coating is painted onto your gums to prevent chemical burns. The whitening gel is then applied and an ultraviolet light is placed near your mouth. Protective eyewear is provided.
by Doctor K. B. March 24, 2009
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