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Zooted

Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell!!!
I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind
by G-R-I-P September 21, 2009
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Zooded

An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.
Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!
by Red Hugh May 29, 2018
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zoot

all da peeps up im here hu fink zoot is jus a spliff r jus confussed so listen up.
dis came from london, its jus like a spliff with rizla and roach but only weed is used so no tobbaco, or maybe jus a lil bit so it burns beta but not usualy. dis was firstly used by da yadies gangs in london.
1.yo lets brake and strap a zoot real quick ite?
2. i blaze zoot coz der aint no tobbaco in it get me?
3. i blazed a zoot wit ur mum last dat bitch was high
by got_blunt? September 20, 2005
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zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.
by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009
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zootramp

1. a desperate prostitute who hangs around zoos occasional owned by the zoo to attract crowds

2. strange animal fetish
Check that zootramp by the monkey cage.
by CAPthug#1 January 26, 2011
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Zootrickery

Getting out of a zoo trip for ulterior purposes - by any means necessary.
Man, I was supposed to go to the zoo with my kid's class this morning, but I used my zootrickery skills to go hang out with this hot chick instead!
by J-Phil June 9, 2013
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zootopiasona

See fursona. An anthropomorphic, animal-like, representation of a person's identity.

The term originated and gained minor popularity from tweets, tumblr posts, and DeviantArt pages following the widespread success of the Disney film "Zootopia." The film brought many aspects of the long-standing furry fandom into mainstream culture. Examples include: animals walking upright, holding everyday jobs, maintaining relationships, and both the difficulties and appeal of predator/prey cultural challenges in today's society.
You do not have a zootopiasona. You have a fursona. You are a furry.

Robin Hood Fox did not have filthy, dungeon, bondage sex just so you can go calling it a zootopiasona, young man. Now put on your con badge and tail like a good fluffy.

Bill: I just disowned my son.
Bob: Why? Is he gay?
Bill: No it's worse than that. He dresses like an animal.
Bob: {GASP} One of them FURFAGS?!
Bill: Hey those freaks are fine. But worse. He called it a 'zootopiasona.' He could have at least been a respectable furry and called himself 'Wolf Dragon Star Rainbow Claw' or something. Fuck. I'll never live it down.
by Illumiknotty July 28, 2016
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