new zealand

A small country 2200km from Australia, it is made up of two relitvaly large islands that are split by a narrow channel. The inhabitants of this island seem to have a deep seated hatred for Australians (C'mon Kiwis, we all ANZAC's here, craka please.), possibly because Australia seems to have claimed Russel crowe as their own.

I don't think all New zealanders shag sheep or say Fush and chups, but watch me quickly pull out these things when we verse em' at footy.

by Aussie April 9, 2005

New Zealand

A beautiful country in the Pacific Ocean. The air smells so fresh its almost sweet. Everywhere you go people smile at you and greet you, they make you feel welcome. Once you leave New Zealand you crave it and feel a deep urge to go back.

Man I dream about New Zealand every night

by galpalkyl101 March 24, 2016

Volodymyr Zelenskyj

A very sexy and powerful man who suffers from giga balls síndrome and has a pp of 2 light years

Wow Volodymyr Zelenskyj is so badass

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

zenande

A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.

It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.

Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?

Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes

*a Andy walks by

Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)

Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous

Andy ;yep...

Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...

Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.

Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.

Nathan ;she must be a zenande..

*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops

by baddecisionsandcoldfeet July 25, 2019

zeran

Zeran is a word used to describe getting played by someone who presents good intentions with ulterior motives. For example, a person that knows you have feelings for them will take advantage of your feelings and ask you to be in a committed relationship while they keep making plans to get back with multiple exe’s behind your back. Behind closed doors they’ll tell you what you want to hear but they downplay your relationship to their friends, family and the world on social media. When you call them out on their shadiness they turn it back on you and try to make you out to be “crazy”.

“What happened between you two?”

“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”

by Datmoke May 3, 2021

Team New Zealand

The holy grail of New Zealand's yachting elite in 1995, bringing home the Americas Cup to Auckland, then sucessfully defending it in the year 2000.

"The Americas Cup is NOW New Zealand's Cup" - Pete Montgomery - commentating for Team New Zealand

by MRasdafasd August 4, 2008

New Zealand

New Zealand is a pretty awesome country. Why is Australia being mentioned so much when these definitions are about NZ? *confused*

I guess it's because we're close, yes that's right... we are close enough that we might as well join together to be one country {If it wasn't for you people getting really crazy over what country is better}

Both Australia and New Zealand have their good point and their bad points :)
So chill, people-

PS- Sheep Sex? That's just wrong... beastiality is so wrong...

****ANZAC****

--New Zealand and Australia would both be stronger if the people of both contries worked together--

by Eden May 31, 2005