shwang yer dang

What happens when you're name is Kevin.

Kevin! Don't shwang yer dang! SHAITH!

by The Shwanger December 7, 2004

Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.

What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.

by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009

yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

by cutesy pastel living doll August 9, 2018

we did yer mom

something to say at school when someone who was absent asks what we did yesterday.

dougal:hey what did we do yesterday?
Me:we did yer mom yeah she was pretty amazing i must say.

by ben derover October 27, 2007

Go yer neck

To 'Go Yer Neck' is to trip up and fall arse over tit, common terminology in Scotland

The front stairs are so icy, watch you don't go yer neck!

by The Scottish Contingent November 8, 2006

yer mom's box

Your mothers all encompassing glory.

I stumbled upon three hobos roasting what I was certain to be fish. At second glance I had to ask what the rather strangely formed chuck turning on the spit was. He ripped another gob up from the ground, smiled with entrancement and replied, "Yer mom's box, it's everywhere!".

by sittinready May 14, 2011

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS

An iconic phrase , often said or shouted by indie kids at festivals and gigs when a certain song, “Not nineteen forever”, by a well known Manchester band - The Courteeners - is played .

This phrase roots from the second to last verse of the song as the lead singer, Liam Fray, when he shouts these words in his well known Mancunian accent to the crowd- as they all “dance”or jump around to this song .

Crowd : gOd BlesS ThE BAnD THeR’yE dOinG AlL thEy cAn

Liam: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS
Crowd: Dunununununununu nununu nununu

by Lalmontford July 27, 2019