woofer

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.

"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"

by hEbo0 October 1, 2011

woogers

A creature that possesses superior intellect to a great majority of teenage humans, but appears to lack some of the common sense and social skills that many teenage humans have.

Kid One says something stupid that had big words thrown in

Kid Two - "Just STFU Woogers"

by Mr_Razzle October 16, 2008

wooder

anything you want it to mean...

-You are being so woodery, you're a woder!
-Why are you such a wooder?

by sara coxyyyyy March 25, 2009

woozer

a disrespectful muh-fucka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama

yo man yous a woozer!

by Matt February 16, 2004

woozer

Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Their interruptions often result in NOGAF silence.

Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!

Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD

Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?

Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! woozer at 3 o'clock!

Woozer: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!

Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

by lalo3 October 26, 2012

Guinea pig wompers

a highly confusing way of insulting someone like using the phrase "Douche wibler". It means nothing to most and everything to a few, its the insult you can resort to for when your loosing a "Your Mama Battle".

Hey there you god damned Guinea pig wompers.

by PGundy July 7, 2010

Sub-Woofer

when one dog barks, then other dogs that hear the barks follow in becomeing more annoying.

when the mail man came my dog started a sub-woofer through my neighbor hood.

by dan188 June 19, 2010