Technical Woody 

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

Technical Woody by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.

Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball

dirty woody by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020

boredom woody 

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

boredom woody by SmithT July 14, 2007

Air Woody 

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

Air Woody by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

wet woody 

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

Box Woody 

The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.

When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.

Box Woody by BentistCT June 18, 2022

Raging Woody Band 

One of the most awesomest bands located in Ocala, Florida. It’s made up of three people the lead singer, guitarist, and drummer.

Abby: I’m so excited for Friday!
Friend: why?
Abby: because I’m going to see Raging Woody Band perform!
Friend: of course you are lol

Raging Woody Band by sassydiva134 February 15, 2023