Wagon Wiggles 

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.

My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.

Wagon Wiggles by GayJezus February 4, 2013

Wang Wiggler 

A unique way of creating a spinning helicopter motion with a flacid penis.

That mat guy sure knows how to wiggle his wang! i wish i was such a good wang wiggler.

Wang Wiggler by Jaina Proudmore April 12, 2015

Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.

Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?

Gladstone wiggle by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018

red wiggler 

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

red wiggler by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019

one eyed wiggling welshman 

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

one eyed wiggling welshman by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

The Higgler Wiggler 

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.

David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.

The Higgler Wiggler by Yuritarded__ January 7, 2021

Snazzy Wiggles 

Your flamboyant, only-child, obnoxious co-worker who doesn't know when to lay off. He/she constantly plays office pranks and can't seem to focus on their actual job.

"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."

Snazzy Wiggles by Sweet Business November 30, 2006