1. Single line of dialogue used by bad filmmakers to fix shabby plot lines and major holes in storytelling. Name comes from fictional movie producer in the movie "Thank you for Smoking"
protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"
producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"
2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.
3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.
protagonist: "Cigarettes in space? wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?"
producer: "That is a problem... But that's an easy fix, one line of dialogue; 'Thank God we invented the... you know... Whatever... device.'"
2. Any device, contraption, machine, character, or group of characters inserted into a film or tv show for no other reason than to cover up a major storytelling problem. A band-aid on a gaping wound of suckery.
3. An early warning sign that a movie or tv show blows goats, or may be a turd factory.
Guy 1:"Hey, I missed the end of Star Trek:First Contact, how did the ship get away from Earth without being detected by the Vulcans?"
Guy 2:"Whatever device..."
Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."
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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."
Guy 2:"Whatever device..."
Guy 1:"Oh, well that's disappointing but not surprising."
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"Jar Jar Binks is the shittiest character in history. He's a Whatever device that got played out about 12 seconds into his screen time."
by g8m3 January 16, 2010
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by zimo August 15, 2004
Get the whatever mug.A phrase used often by Squall, the main character of Final Fantasy VIII because he either doesn't care, doesn't know what to say, or because he simply doesn't want to replay with a "yes". Incidentally, I am the exact same way
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Selphie: "Hey Squall! Join the garden committee!!!!"
Squall: "..."
Selphie: "Come on, don't ignore me! Please join!"
Squall: "whatever"
Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall and Me: "...whatever..."
*Both walk away*
Squall: "..."
Selphie: "Come on, don't ignore me! Please join!"
Squall: "whatever"
Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall and Me: "...whatever..."
*Both walk away*
by TehMario August 29, 2008
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Get the whatever mug.A phrase that only the cool kids say. You say "it's whatever tho" if something doesn't really matter or if it isn't a big deal
by Mmmhmmm May 18, 2014
Get the its whatever tho mug.1. You just lost and argument and have nothing else logical to say to support your side
2.I think Devin Mays is the best thing since sliced bread
2.I think Devin Mays is the best thing since sliced bread
1.Stan: I don't think this is my son.
Jill: yes he is!
Stan: No he definitely isn't.
Jill: I swear he is!
Stan: But the baby is black, and I'm not.
Jill: Whatever!
2. Dean: Have you seen Devin?
Sam: whatever!
Dean: Agreed.
Jill: yes he is!
Stan: No he definitely isn't.
Jill: I swear he is!
Stan: But the baby is black, and I'm not.
Jill: Whatever!
2. Dean: Have you seen Devin?
Sam: whatever!
Dean: Agreed.
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