Weak Excuse 

An attempt to explain your motives, which ends in a horribly epic fail.

"Our country was founded by Christians"- A weak excuse to explain why we should separate separation of church and state.

"I was curious..."- A weak excuse to cover your tracks for knocking a girl up.

Weak Excuse by Brian Wolffe January 5, 2009

Weak Apples 

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

Weak Apples by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Weak gravy 

Something which could be considered sub-par, disappointing or lacking in style or substance.

Well, I have to say, Fantastic Four was one weak gravy. Gloopy and dripping, it was.

Weak gravy by thespengehimself March 3, 2016

weak-a-leek 

a loose, ugly girl who thinks she is the shits. opposite of a freek-a-leek

man, that bitch aint fine, she's a straight weak-a-leek

weak-a-leek by dino September 10, 2004

weak sauce 

Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.

The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.

person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.

person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.

Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).

weak sauce by paul mathus July 16, 2008

Weak chin 

Someone lacking a chin, whose mouth appears to be joined to their neck.

Ugh, I cannot stand David and his weak chin.

Weak chin by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017

Weak Paste 

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!

Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!

Weak Paste by LucasOwnsAaron December 17, 2008