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Attack Watch

An ill-conceived, big brother-like attempt by the Obama administration to encourage people to behave like third grade tattletales by submitting real or imagined insults against President Obama.
Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old

Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.
by Gestapo Watch September 16, 2011
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dot watching

It means to watch the 3 dots on iMessage that mean the other person is still replying
I'm dot watching to see when Gabby replies.
by Gabby_roxxexe February 1, 2016
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Bæ watching

When you're watching or staring at your crush or bæ
I was Bæ watching yesterday my stalking my crush
by Sassystyles July 26, 2015
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swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)
john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing
by sd spangler April 19, 2004
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Don't watch that

Meaning 'it's cool' or 'don't worry'...can also be used to say 'don't make judgemental attributions about me based on that previous action'

The versatile and neverending use of the phrase can also be used as reverse psychology to say 'keep an eye on that'
Rudeboy: ''yo bitch got caught wid another gyal''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, slag gave washing machine blowjobs anyway''

Rudeboy: ''you just poured ketchup on your apple pie''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, i'm blitzed''

Rudeboy: ''I heard your music video is getting played on bare channels''

Ruderboy: ''yeah don't watch that''
by KidTheIllusionist September 28, 2009
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Suicide Watch

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.
Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.
by humandictionary37 June 3, 2017
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screen watching

when you're gaming split screen and the other player watches your screen to see where you are. usually done by stupid nubs.
So I was about to chainsaw him in the back of the head and he instantly turned around and killed me. He was obviously screen watching.
by andiexdestroy August 23, 2007
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