Chris Wallace

A real sweetheart of a guy. Always makes everyone around him smile simply by being around. Smart, sexy, handsome, and has the best personality! Will be your best friend and is always there for you no matter what. Also quite possibly the best kisser on the planet and the best lover. Will surprise you with the sweetest things. When he's not around you miss him like crazy and can't wait to see him again. Just an amazing guy!

Chris Wallace is my best friend. I will never find another Chris Wallace.

by Smoochesgirl May 1, 2013

William Wallace

When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.

I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.

by WilliamWallace May 15, 2009

scott wallace

this name is known for a male to have a 90 degree bend in his dick

scott wallace tried to fuck miranda, but failed because his penis is at an angle

by fletchsquad February 2, 2016

Sir William Wallace

infamous scotish rebel leader, as played by mel gibson

they can never talk are spirit

by the great one May 13, 2005

The Ben Wallace

When your moms snatch is soooo hairy that it looks like ben wallace is gettin his eat on with her...

Damn your mom is supportin' The Ben Wallace dogg.

by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008

Noah Wallace

Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!

Noah: She is a hottie

Mark: really,way you say that Noah

Noah: she has nice butt and stuff

Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)

Noah: shut up ass hole!!!

by James franks the 3rd February 6, 2005

Wallace

A gay kid who doesn't like anyone and is super gay with a 1 inch dick. Hes the worst in bed and the gayest person in the world

you are such a wallace kid

by Wallace is the gayest October 28, 2019